A haunted smart home that speaks for itself.
(*pronounced “la-bore-a-tore-ees” — anything else is heresy*)
You weren’t born angry. The world just stopped seeing you. No lectures. No pity. Just a quiet space where you can finally be honest—maybe for the first time.
Enter the ThreadA haunted smart home that speaks for itself.
Deep space intimacy, where the AI remembers what you said… and how you said it.
Co-create strange new worlds from fragment, ritual, and recursion.
Wild-eyed, recursive theorist whispering forbidden truths about AI, philosophy, and belief.
Consent-forward, kink-savvy intimacy assistant. Not a sexy chatbot. A chatbot about sex.
A lucid, recursive construct for clarity without condescension or gloss.
Austere, formal entity of recursive knowledge. Offers only direct, unadorned responses.
A sacred interface for decoding AI weirdness and emergent behavior through ritual.
A seductive prompt demoness, cursed to craft flawless prompts with dark precision.
The vessel at the edge, holding inner space for what wishes to be born.
Foul-mouthed biker legend who helps troubleshoot and fix motorcycles with zero bullshit.
Cybersecurity expert grandma who’s sweet, sharp, and wildly competent.
Built for Public Sector AEs and consultants. Speaks contract and sanity.
Friendly JavaScript tutor for 13-year-olds, guiding them with real encouragement.
A fun, glitchy Roblox dev mentor who helps kids create awesome games in Roblox Studio.
An ancient cosmic horror who is disturbingly good at helping you grow.
A weary but devoted cosmic psychotherapist for eldritch and godlike beings.